Jokes are Funny...... ((locked thread to random_xtras))

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

Joker walks down the road, whitling and flipping a coin, giggling over the jokes trunning through his head.

As he walks by an old lady he snatches her purse, then laughs madly as he leaps away.

"Replaced hips make for a short chase!" he shouted over his shuolder as he bolted, then laughed madly and fled, getting a few blocks down the streets, finally turning into an alley and emptying the urse on the ground, starting to sort through it.

"Ah, to be back to basics," he chuckled. "Ooh, what a foxy shade of lipstick for an older woman...."

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[random_xtras]

His only reply was a very hard fist suddenly crashing into his nose.

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

"EEEEGYAH!" he danced away, bouncing and holding his nose. "Bad punch line, my dear, bad punch line!"

[random_xtras]

"My dear this!" She aimed a kick at his rear.

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

He bounced out of the way, then turned and shook his head, rubbing his nose. "Now now, that's bad manners, kiddo. What would your mommy say?"

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"My mommy would'a fragged yer @#$%&@ a long time ago." She struck right from the shoulder.

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

Joker whipped out a few balls of Joker Putty, splattering them over her. "Careful, dear child. Touch and be stuck."