Jokes are Funny...... ((locked thread to random_xtras))

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Joker walks down the road, whitling and flipping a coin, giggling over the jokes trunning through his head.

As he walks by an old lady he snatches her purse, then laughs madly as he leaps away.

"Replaced hips make for a short chase!" he shouted over his shuolder as he bolted, then laughed madly and fled, getting a few blocks down the streets, finally turning into an alley and emptying the urse on the ground, starting to sort through it.

"Ah, to be back to basics," he chuckled. "Ooh, what a foxy shade of lipstick for an older woman...."

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[random_xtras]

"That wasn' a very nice thing ta do, bastich." There was the soft sound of knuckles cracking. "Go give it back before I gotta frag ya."

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Joker looked up, then blinked.

"Till not the diabetical tones of the Batbergade, but a stranger's voice," he said thoughtfully, chuckling. "What's this, Gotham now has two vigilanties running amok? Tut tut, you should really go find some poor, hero-less city to bother, whoever you are."

[random_xtras]

The slender white girl in the oversized Negadeth T-shirt tossed her heavy black hair back over her shoulder, exposing a delicate elven ear peirced with many rings and pins. "Bite me, @#$%&@ hat."

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"Oh, it's a little girl, how quaint," Joker chortled, tossing th elipstick at her. "Here. This seems more your color than mine."

[random_xtras]

She batted it back at him, nailing him right between the eyes.

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He stumbled back, rubbing the spot, then chuckling.

"Quite the trained little sprite, aren't you?" he said, rubbing his forehead. "Well, you'd better scurry along anyway, it's past curfew, child."

[random_xtras]

A glow seemed to flicker over her face as she stared at him impassively, doing her best imitation of the evil kids on the old movie.

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"Aw, what a cute little one," Joker giggled, then tossed away the old woman's purse. "My dear, might I suggest lessons of passive aggression? My good friends Batbutt would be able to help you, her card is yellow with wings."

[random_xtras]

His only reply was a very hard fist suddenly crashing into his nose.

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"EEEEGYAH!" he danced away, bouncing and holding his nose. "Bad punch line, my dear, bad punch line!"

[random_xtras]

"My dear this!" She aimed a kick at his rear.

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He bounced out of the way, then turned and shook his head, rubbing his nose. "Now now, that's bad manners, kiddo. What would your mommy say?"

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"My mommy would'a fragged yer @#$%&@ a long time ago." She struck right from the shoulder.

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Joker whipped out a few balls of Joker Putty, splattering them over her. "Careful, dear child. Touch and be stuck."

[random_xtras]

"Stuck up prig," she ripped one of them off, taking skin with it, even as she moved in for another strike.

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"My my," Joker said, jumped away from her and chuckling. "Interesting. Do you grow back?"

[random_xtras]

Mornbein's only response was to fling the putty at his face.

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He dodged, then chuckled.

"How fiesty. But only the bat has ever turned a trick onto the master of treats, and only one time. Her sidekicked payed for it with his life, did you know? I don't think such a little one would want that."

[random_xtras]

"I know," she said coldly. "I was there when they found 'em. 'N I ben raisin' hell since before the Bat was ever born."

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"A Little young to be older than the Bat, doncha think?" Joker smirked.

[random_xtras]

"Maybe if I was human," her answering smirk is chilling.

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"Then what, my dear, are you? You must tell me now, I have no patience and I'm ever so excited," Joker grinned.

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"Yer worst nightmare." She moved with sudden lightening speed, her fist once more finding his face.

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Joker flew sideweays and crashed into a wall, and collapsed, gigglng feebly before he looked up at her.

"You'd make quite the bad... er... little girl."

[random_xtras]

Mornbein grabbed him by the lapels and hauled him up with a strength that belied her slender frame, then cocked her fist and let him have it again.

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Only this time as he flew backwards his palm shot up and his grappling hook shot out, and as he bounced of the brick wall it caught, and he swung away.

"Hate to run, but I've left the burners on. I hope I'll see you again soon, little girl!" he cackled, swinging away even as he began nursing his face.

[random_xtras]

She watched him go, counting under her breath til the time the little paint bomb she'd stuck on his shirt should go off, then turned to find something else to do.

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He yelped as it did, then clawed at it, swearing as he vanished from sight and, a while later, sound.