Jokes are Funny...... ((locked thread to random_xtras))

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

Joker walks down the road, whitling and flipping a coin, giggling over the jokes trunning through his head.

As he walks by an old lady he snatches her purse, then laughs madly as he leaps away.

"Replaced hips make for a short chase!" he shouted over his shuolder as he bolted, then laughed madly and fled, getting a few blocks down the streets, finally turning into an alley and emptying the urse on the ground, starting to sort through it.

"Ah, to be back to basics," he chuckled. "Ooh, what a foxy shade of lipstick for an older woman...."

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[random_xtras]

"That wasn' a very nice thing ta do, bastich." There was the soft sound of knuckles cracking. "Go give it back before I gotta frag ya."

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

Joker looked up, then blinked.

"Till not the diabetical tones of the Batbergade, but a stranger's voice," he said thoughtfully, chuckling. "What's this, Gotham now has two vigilanties running amok? Tut tut, you should really go find some poor, hero-less city to bother, whoever you are."

[random_xtras]

The slender white girl in the oversized Negadeth T-shirt tossed her heavy black hair back over her shoulder, exposing a delicate elven ear peirced with many rings and pins. "Bite me, @#$%&@ hat."

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

"Oh, it's a little girl, how quaint," Joker chortled, tossing th elipstick at her. "Here. This seems more your color than mine."

[random_xtras]

She batted it back at him, nailing him right between the eyes.

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

He stumbled back, rubbing the spot, then chuckling.

"Quite the trained little sprite, aren't you?" he said, rubbing his forehead. "Well, you'd better scurry along anyway, it's past curfew, child."

[random_xtras]

A glow seemed to flicker over her face as she stared at him impassively, doing her best imitation of the evil kids on the old movie.

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

"Aw, what a cute little one," Joker giggled, then tossed away the old woman's purse. "My dear, might I suggest lessons of passive aggression? My good friends Batbutt would be able to help you, her card is yellow with wings."

[random_xtras]

His only reply was a very hard fist suddenly crashing into his nose.

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

"EEEEGYAH!" he danced away, bouncing and holding his nose. "Bad punch line, my dear, bad punch line!"

[random_xtras]

"My dear this!" She aimed a kick at his rear.

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

He bounced out of the way, then turned and shook his head, rubbing his nose. "Now now, that's bad manners, kiddo. What would your mommy say?"

[random_xtras]

"My mommy would'a fragged yer @#$%&@ a long time ago." She struck right from the shoulder.

[dbattyones.livejournal.com]

Joker whipped out a few balls of Joker Putty, splattering them over her. "Careful, dear child. Touch and be stuck."